
Tales Of The Shire Has A Long Ways To Go If It Wants To Be Precious
The first time I watched Lord of the Rings, I wanted nothing more than to be a gorgeous, willowy, and effortlessly cool elf who was, as nearly all eight year-old girls desired, married to Orlando Bloom’s Legolas. In my late teens, I grew content with remaining human so long as I got the chance to swoon over Aragon…
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